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Sexy Lingerie

Sexy lingerie had to be invented by a man. No woman would decide to strap this uncomfortable stuff on her own body. The concept alone is very puzzling, females wearing special clothing to make a man horny. There really isn’t a need when all one has to do is mention the word sex and most men will jump on. Spending money on a sleek number for the woman to wear seems like a waste.

A sensible purchase would be clothing for a man to put on so that his woman truly wants to engage. How about a men’s store full of sexy lingerie? There is a market of men’s lingerie but it’s very basic. This line is limited to a few different cuts of underwear, silk pajama pants, and a couple of goofy ties.

There needs to be benches on the outside of this store so that sex-deprived women can sit there making weird eyes at the shoppers as they come and go. Men have been doing this in front of women’s stores for decades.

Men’s sexy lingerie needs to include stockings and garters. The underwear needs to go clear up their butts and be made out of frilly material that’s itchy. The ruffles need to feel like pine needles against their skin. Corsets would be one of the best selling items in the store, with a selection of maid’s uniforms. Bras can be made in any size, so they need to fit a man that has no boobs. These bras would be sexy with wires running through them, constricting and made out of stiff material. There are plenty of men that really do need a bra. Why aren’t they wearing one?

This is an excellent idea anytime a man has a birthday. An hour before arriving home, run by the men’s lingerie shop and make a purchase. After presenting him with his gift, give a wink and a smile. The woman can take a quick shower and sit in front of the television staring at a chick-flick. The man needs to shower and condition his head and pubic hair. After shaving his legs and armpits, he can rub on lotion to make everything soft. Next would be fixing his hair and applying makeup in hopes of getting the woman sexually aroused. Who knows, he may feel like he’s done enough without strapping on the entire box of sexy lingerie.