• I can’t say I just woke up one morning and said “Hey, I feel like shopping for vibrators today!” I had to get tricked into my purchase, and I am forever grateful for those mischievous ladies who duped me. I promise, once you go buzz you never go back. I’ve always looked at myself as a proper, highly intellectual, conservative woman. A lady like me would never imagine engaging in acts involving sex toys.

    Times got hard and urges grew stronger, but I still refused to turn to an electronic device to fulfill my needs. My girlfriends took it upon themselves to treat me to a much needed Girls Night In. The great gals I loved so much had a different idea of what Girls Night In meant. I was thinking maybe some wine, a chick flick, and a few naughty but gratifying desserts. I was way off. Turns out, this night in was nothing but a huge party where vibrators, dildos, cock rings, and other painful looking playthings were on display.

    Everyone was laughing and drinking and having a good old time…everyone except me. The lovely host began her presentation on lubes, condoms, and other love making accessories. Then it was time for the main event: vibrators. Immediately, my cheeks felt flushed and my hands were clammy. I don’t know where this extreme phobia of the vibrator came from, but I was definitely panic stricken. There were rabbits, birds, gems, pearls, flamers, and jigglers. I didn’t think rockets, bullets, or grippers were the types of objects I wanted near my vagina. I was reluctant to hold the merchandise, but mustered up the courage to see what the mysterious machines were like up close.

    To my surprise, they actually felt good! Some vibrators were squishy, others were sleek. They came in pretty colors like pink and purple. Some had sparkles and some were metallic. There truly was a vibrator for everyone, from pocket size to complete kits. I ended making my first vibrator purchase that night. And ooohhh, what a great night it was! My vibrator purchase opened new doors in my sex life.

    It actually helped me have fulfilling sexual experiences. Being able to pleasure myself gave me confidence and satisfaction. Vibrators come in every shape, size, and price. Try one…or try them all. I’m pretty sure you’ll love it. I do.


  • We’re about to finish the first decade in the 21st century, so there’s no reason not to take charge of your sexual future by picking up a vibrator for yourself or your loved one. Vibrators are a modern invention, hence making vibrators fun for the modern woman. Imagine the centuries of women, who, due to historical circumstance were unable to experience battery powered bliss. It is your privilege, nay your duty, to treat yourself to orgasms like you have never experienced.

    One of the things that makes vibrators fun for the modern woman is the wide variety of choices. You can have nearly any shape, color, size (oh yeah) and any number of attachments. If you like your clit stimulated, they can get a special attachment. If convenience and discretion is key, vibrators shaped like eggs may be your best bet for on the go pleasure.

    Men, if you are dating a girl who is with it, don’t be afraid to surprise your woman with a new battery powered tool. Although the times make vibrators fun for the modern woman, she may not know how exactly to bring a new friend into the bedroom. Let her know you are serious about giving her pleasure. Once you try it out, I guarantee you any previous inhibitions will melt away in a palace of bliss.

    There are even vibrators that plug into your ipod. So if you feel like “getting down” with the newest T.I. single, well now is your chance. This works for movies too. Here’s a hint: You will find action movies significantly more interesting with all the explosions.

    Feel like being really naughty? Some vibrators come with a remote control. The real fun begins when you give that remote control to someone else. Who knows, you just might have fun at Thanksgiving this year. I would not use this item while driving however. There are no laws against it that I am aware of, but it just sounds like a bad idea.

    With the increased integration of technology and our social lives, it only serves to make vibrators fun for the modern woman. Who knows, you may soon have a vibrator that is activated by Twitter (make sure you stifle your laughter when you talk to you parents about twittering)! Its an exciting new world out there, and your sexual health will only benefit from it.